he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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