please come you make the beer taste better
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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