You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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