dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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