That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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