Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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