Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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