How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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