you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
So vagazzling was a success
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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