you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Randomize
