I think I am morally bankrupt
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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