the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
MIDGETS
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Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
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