fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
my poor anus
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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