we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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