Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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