You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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