i was rollin on her like bob the builder
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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