i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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