Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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