yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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