so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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