i barfeds in our rink
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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