Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
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