Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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