We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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