school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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