I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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