It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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