Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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