Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home

(248): View more from Michigan

r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work

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(330): View more from Ohio

i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.

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(503): View more from Oregon

Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.

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(561): View more from Florida

The beers last night were like the tears from god

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(219): View more from Indiana

How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?

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(443): View more from Maryland

You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"

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(907): View more from Alaska

He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!

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