i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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