3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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