The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
