And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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