she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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