I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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