For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
