Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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