found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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