everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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