Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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