Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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