those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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