I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
