wake up i wanna do it froggy style
She announced her abortion via fbk
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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