The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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