Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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