Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
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