dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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