What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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