Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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