Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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