I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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