So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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