i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
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